{"id":1526,"date":"2025-08-06T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2025-08-07T12:05:22","modified_gmt":"2025-08-07T12:05:22","slug":"opinion-we-really-dont-need-a-donkey-kong-timeline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/2025\/08\/06\/opinion-we-really-dont-need-a-donkey-kong-timeline\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinion: We Really Don&#039;t Need A Donkey Kong Timeline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lore of the Swings.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From the moment Nintendo revealed Pauline&#8217;s presence in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/games\/nintendo-switch-2\/donkey-kong-bananza\">Donkey Kong Bananza<\/a>, I knew one thing for certain: I was going to be writing a feature on the DK timeline in the next two months.<\/p>\n<p>Look, you know I love Bananza. DK and Pauline have such a wholesome little relationship, I adored hearing the same senile rant from Cranky on each and every layer, and the little nods to the great ape&#8217;s previous endeavours were perfectly balanced. It felt like a wall-to-wall celebration of all things DK while also serving as an introduction to the modern age of 3D platforming for one of Nintendo&#8217;s oldest characters.<\/p>\n<p>Read the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nintendolife.com\/features\/opinion-we-really-dont-need-a-donkey-kong-timeline\">full article on nintendolife.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lore of the Swings. From the moment Nintendo revealed Pauline&#8217;s presence in Donkey Kong Bananza, I knew one thing for certain: I was going to be writing a feature on the DK timeline in the next two months. Look, you know I love Bananza. DK and Pauline have such a wholesome little relationship, I adored [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1528,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1527,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions\/1527"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carrerstep.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}